Tomfoolery #1

I do not understand what the hell is wrong with men…Now I have never considered myself that much of a looker, however, apparently beer makes me immensely attractive. So attractive, that men don’t even put thought into what they say to get in my good graces. I had the priviledge of being in the presence of a doctor...oh sorry...a physician.... He told me that the preferred me drunk when he had the priviledge of talking to me when I was sober…He told me that I was less combative when I was drunk…Friggin loser….What did he want me to do? Fall at his feet spread eagle….His stupidity will make it even harder to get laid, which in theory should be easier since he is a physician….Friggin used piece of tissue.........